Toilet phrases Pereyra, Roberto Fontanarrosa
Endijpué so many years, if I have to choose again, I choose to Eulogia with eyes closed. Because if I choose to open another.
- Mr. Toilet "Tell me you 're the Eulogia by any promise?
- Mendieta, one is dazzled by the beautiful woman, is surprised with the intelligent ... and gets the ball gives.
- Vago'm not, maybe a little shy for the esjuerzo.
- I'm committed to my country, married to their problems and divorced from their wealth.
- And how do you make a living?
- Win? By chance I am getting a tie!
- Do not walk poor vision, Mr. Toilet?
- can be. About three months ago I do not see a dime.
- Why this aggression free?
- If you want to be the collection!
- The penguins are monogamous.
- Why do you think tell Bobo Bird?
- With the truth I do not offend or fear. Pulled away with lying and survive, Mendieta.
- History will judge him. But it has the best lawyers: oblivion.
- That the "till death do us part" is an incitement to murder.
- I agree that is Fuler Eulogia, but the beyeza demonstrating the absurd.
- Nah, you is not fat, Eulogia. It is a bulwark against anorexia stateless.
- Can a person disaparecer of the pieces? Because the waist Eulogia left him.
- Pereyra, look me in the face.
- Why this punishment, Eulogia? Why such cruelty?
- The Eulogia is by far the best prienda I met in my life. Far away ... 20, 30 miles. Up close is so fucking ...
- The Eulogia is a saint. Not like my sister who suffers the Queen Bee Syndrome. It is believed a queen and is a bug.
- Sometimes the playfulness crioya is only despair, Mendieta.
- Ahura is assisted fertilization. See if Aredes old lady. Became pregnant. In the village said that the old man helped him.
- Look at this cow, Seraphim! Muse of thousands of school compositions ... And now it's trafficker accused of cholesterol stateless naturism! It gives us milk, meat, their hides. Nah, you want to see what making a jacket zapayitos!
- Death levels to Guen and bad, don toilet. The bad news is that levels pa 'low.
- No need to copy the bad things ajuera, whining. We must create our own bad things!
- it was fun living nativity scene this year, Mendieta.
- Well the cow. Something overacted the donkey.
- I am critical weather, sir. The storm last night. "Loose lighting lightning, Yuvi repeat, scenery poor and lousy sound of thunder in another fiasco for the staging of Tata Dios. A typical proposal for summer, light, move on to an uncritical public."
- will not tell me to sweep, Pereyra! The last chore you did bend a serviyeta Thu!
- I do not mean any disrespect, Eulogia, but what God has made Tata Nah, you is abuse of authority.
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